![]() Youre like Valentines candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. Tonights menu: chocolate, candy hearts, and you. You know whats on the Valentines Day menu Me-n-u. Hey girl wanna be my ate this valentines day Youll get the D later. I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here. Also, feel free to copy-paste the exact pick up lines. But here are 10 pick up lines that you could - emphasis could, not should - try this Valentine's Day. Valentines Day Pick-Up Lines Baby your so sweet you would put Hersheys out of business: Copy This. That said, this is just a hypothetical fantasy - it's not something that I would actually do, and I can't in good conscience suggest that anyone else try it either. 61 Best Valentine’s Day Jokes For Singles, Adults, And Kids. I have never tried a pick up line at a bar, but I think it would be fitting - and dare I say feminist - to roll up to someone you fancy at the local watering hole and ask them if they had called the fire department, because they are smoking. Though bad pick-up lines can be cringy, they also can be the best conversation starters if put across in a funny, playful way. I'm not really sure what that guy had in mind when he flung those sugar packets on the table, but I have to say - it was funny the first time he did it, because it was unexpected, especially from this rather unassuming guy. ![]() Obviously, such lines are meant to be silly and humorous - I don't think anyone since the dawn of time has actually used a pick up line to successfully hit on someone, except in the awkward, ironic way that sometimes works when all else fails. I dated this guy once who for some reason liked to drop a sugar packet on the table at brunch and say, "You dropped your name tag." As far as such things go, that wouldn't be a bad Valentine's Day pick up line to try.
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